I Really Should Study

I’ll confess I have jealousy issues.

She wants to talk her ex and her ex wants to talk to her.

Her ex wants to hang out and she wants to hang out.

So yes, I get jealous when he calls her or when she calls him. I’m not going to lie.

She loves me and I should take that as that. It’s easy to get all worked up when he comes up but I shouldn’t. so I’m not getting worked up anymore. I don’t care if she talks to him or if they hang out. it takes a toll mentally when it shouldn’t . If there’s one thing that our little break taught me, it was that I’m a huge mess. And that should change because it isn’t healthy. It’s not humanly possible to love unconditionally and that’s just the way it is. I don’t think i love anyone unconditionally. Only God and maybe Man. United but nothing else comes close.

I pray we work out for the best because it just feels like it should be. But if it doesn’t I think I should be able to stomach it.

Speaking of Man. United, I’d like to sympathize with Stoke fans.

Their team just played us at the “wrongest” time. After last week’s debacle, nothing less was expected.



Dear Rest of the League,

I'd like you to meet Danny Welbeck.



Coming soon to s stadium near you.

Signed,

SAF

This is a fun exercise...check your friend's status updates and find the funniest Republican reactions. Post any good ones.

RA is is laughing that so many americans that are voting for Obama when he hasn't even proved he's a US citizen! And now we're fucked! Congrats America

JW Bates 2008 presidential election results = America's one way ticket to hell in a handbasket!!

LN is my poor dad. He works hard and it's all about to be gone to those who don't =(!

BC is Go Socialism! Woohoo.

LF knows it's a lose-lose situation. Both presidents support bigger government. Puke.

AC is sick to my stomach.

DB is different face, same story.

MH omg wahh wahh he lost wahh wahh. Srsly, think we ever had a chance people?

AA is looks like I can drop out of school and let the hard-working take care of me WHOOP!
is moving to canada.

AB oh no.. America now equals Hell. Who wants to get Texas to secede with me?

AC is going to drop out of college and join Americas new most profitable work force....WELFARE!!!

AD Welcome to the Socialist States of America...

RA is our country is about to go down the crapper...

SF alright...which burger flipper wants my money?

GS... God help us these next four years!!!

AD is voting Texas succession and Ron Paul for president in 2009.

AM is leading the reigns of the "YES WE CAN" bandwagon.

SG is not excited for the future of the United States of America.

RR is struggling to come to grips with who his new Commander-in-Chief is going to be. The only person he answers to above him... is God. Oh well, we'll survive...

JH Mr. Obama could i get my mortgage/medicare/college/food/utilites/gas/insurance check in advance? isnt communism great!
(i thought obama was a socialist?)

McCain won Texas



That was our bet, Sugabelly.

You lost.

If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don't, they never were.

-Kahlil Gibran


I'll give you your space. :(

I want to cry but tears just won't come out.

I'm having panic attacks over and over again.

I just need pity and a hug.

It's been barely 5 hours since i read that and I can't live with it.

This hurts.

Apparently some people are still under the impression that I'm a decent writer and so they invited me to "co-blog" at Stuff Nigerians Hate.


Now that I've got that shameless plug out of my stomach, it's on to the business of the day.

So I was tagged by Lolia.

Rules are as follows:
1. Link to the person that tagged you
2.Post the rules on your blog
3.Share 6 non-important things/habits/ quirks about yourself that have not been shared already
4.Tag 6 random people at the end of your post and link to their blog
5.Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog

Sharing time:


-->1) A little while after Fela died, I asked my mum how people got AIDS. Her response? By sitting on dirty toilet seats. Who the fuck says shit like that? Apparently my mum does. So what do I do? I waste copious amounts of tissue in the tedious process of making my toilet seat AIDS free.

-->2) I think Wikipedia is greatest thing since sliced bread…actually sliced bread wasn’t that great so Wikipedia is the greatest thing ever…just ahead of corndogs and the halfback pass.

-->3) I love talking to random drunk people on the street. I don’t like go up to them and engage them in conversation…obviously. I just don’t walk away when they approach me.

-->4) I have this strange feeling that I’m going to stumble on wealth and I’ll never have to work in life again. Or at least I hope it happens and it better happen before senior year because if I have to take one more motherfucking thermo class I will kill somebody.

-->5) I am ridiculously paranoid. I keep thinking people are smarter than they actually are and I always explore possible ulterior motives for every “good” action. Sometimes it’s reasonable and other times it’s just downright retarded. The two year old girl trick or treating is not trying to chop n’ screw you a la T-Pain.

-->6) I think this Tagged thing is weird. Why does everything have to be six? Is this some antichrist agenda that you fuckers are pushing?


I'm tagging the following


ONB
iNK
Tiwa
Foluwake101
CeCe
Sulihp



The Fagwhorns lost to the Tards on a touchdown with 8 secs left. If that isn't just perfect then i don't know what is....haha

Texas better not win this shit....if they do I'l burn a motherfucking couch

I wonder where the fuck I was when this was going on?

Oh yea...I was in a fucking Engineering lab

I just found out Liz Hasselbeck is married to Tim Hasselbeck.

Y'know...the really hot chick from The View...this one:




….and she is married to this guy:



Like WTF!!!!

I mean Tim Hasselbeck was career backup QB. That fucker is balding. This shit is straight unfair.

Maybe his “lack-of” balances the fact that Liz Hasselbeck is a whorebag that lacks a brain.

But what if she takes it in the ass?

That should cover up being a bitch, right?

God couldn’t be that mean. She can’t be married to Tim Hasselbeck AND still take it in the ass, that’s like being poor AND still being plagued by AIDS. I'mean she isn't Rosie O'Donell or something. She might be a whorebag but she's a pretty hot whorebag and that makes her two steps above Rosie. Sometimes life sucks…


On a side note

It’s 5:17 am and I just had the worst fucking dream ever. I feel like I just went through an epic low in my life. Most people would love to forget this moment but not me….I’m blogging about it. I want it to hurt as much as it does now when I read it again. I’ll probably watch SportsCenter re-runs just as I’m about to kill myself. I’m not telling the story because I know the memories will always be there. Anything that makes me facebook-stalk my ex-girlfriend at 5 am has got to be worth remembering.

It felt like have your paranoia combust…everything feared to be true becomes true. The Ex reminds me of times without The Rain. It was safe and I abused it. Somehow, someway I’m being punished by karma. It feels like going to hell after a life full of sin. You only realize how awful you were when hell consumes you.

I can’t forget that face. It’s cocky…the arrogance hurt. “...I can get whatever I want” It’s staring at me…not letting up

I could kill him for making me have this dream. The mere fact that he would want to take everything I hold dear is enough motivation. I’ll stab him over and over again. He can’t die too quickly; he has to feel the pain. He has to go through this moment. I’ll cut each finger off, each ear; each toe and I’ll shove them in his mouth. I’ll make him eat it.

It’s 39F outside and I’ve let love steal my sanity….I hate feeling helpless. :(

…..I apparently had a panic attack this weekend.

Or at least that’s what she said.

It was cold, I was angry, and these two events happened to occur at the same time. I was “shivering” because I was cold….I was “shaking” wanted to punch something. These vibrations just happened to have similar frequencies and these wavelengths combined to form one super wave.

Ok, that’s my explanation for it. There was no psychological bullcrap to it because that shit is a plain ass fucking lie that gets psychiatrists paid*.

I’ve been a lot angrier than this so why would I have a panic attack now. That’s just preposterous….

…..might not be true but that’s what I’m making myself believe.


*I will never be a party to anything that gets psychiatrists, motivational speakers or self help authors paid (unless I happen to assume the role of exploiter, which I’m totally cool with).

It is still raining.

We might be playing in the rain...

...and it's fun.

But it is still raining...

...and we are still fucking wet.

**THIS POST IS BY NO MEANS TRYING TO MAKE YOU VOTE FOR OBAMA. THERE ARE WAY MORE PICTURES MAKING FUN OF MCCAIN THAN THERE ARE OF OBAMA.ALL REASONABLE THINKING RICH FUCKERS SHOULD VOTE REPUBLICAN UNLESS FOR SOME STRANGE REASON YOU CARE ABOUT THE PLIGHT OF THE LESS PRIVILEGED.**


....with that said

Long distance couples usually have distance frustrations.

Right?

But they sort themselves out.

Right?

I usually have answers but right now I'm really fucked for choice.

I need a fucking drink

....and I'd name my second daughter Juno